7 card Tarot "Roast" Spread

 “Truth You Didn’t Want but Definitely Needed” 

This isn’t your gentle soul-whispering spread. This is the call-out your higher self ordered.

In this 7-card roast, your guides hold nothing back. It’s where loving truth meets a little tough love—because growth doesn’t always come wrapped in softness. Expect honest insights, ego checks, spiritual smackdowns, and reminders of the power you’re not using yet.

Whether you're stuck, playing small, or pretending not to know what’s next—this spread peels back the fluff and hands you the clarity you’ve been dodging.

Cards include:

1. The lie you're still telling yourself

2. What you're avoiding that needs to be faced

3. How your comfort zone is betraying you

4. The lesson you’re still resisting

5. The truth your higher self is screaming

6. What needs to burn for your next level to rise

7. The no-BS guidance to move forward (aka: your mic drop moment)

✨ Proceed only if you’re ready to hear it straight—with love and a little fire.